Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Good lookin' & Unfortunate lookin'



Good lookin'

  • Positive attention
  • Ability to get away from alot more shit than the Unfortunate lookin'
  • No matter how stupid you are, people think you're smart to normal
  • Majority of the people agree with your stupid philosophy
  • Get Bitches
  • Get Money
  • Picky as SHIT about who they date.
  • have more friends than the unfortunate lookin'
  • Charming, ability to get the stuff they want
  • Big connections
  • Able to talk your way out of situations
  • Everyone thinks you have big dreams
  • Everyone knows you somehow

Unfortunate lookin'

  • Negative attention
  • Picked around
  • Always smack talked about
  • People think your philosophy is stupid as fuck.
  • People will argue with you, and your chances of winning are less than 5% if they're good lookin'
  • Desperate measures
  • has a crush on someone that will never work out
  • fantasize about having celebrities as their wives.
  • Get depressed
  • Shove yourself at home doing nothing but looking up pictures of goodlookin people they know aka "Facebook Stalkin"
  • Tell your friends that the goodlookin person you know is your best friend when they dont acknowledge your existance.
  • People hate it when you talk but dont mind it when the good lookin' talk

If you read this and you have ABSOLUTELY the goodlookin or unfortunate lookin traits only,

you are full of shit.

no one can be absolutely good lookin or unfortunate lookin.

everyone is a mixture of both...

If your pretty outside, there MUST be some unfortunate lookin inside you.

If your ugly outside, there MUST be some good lookin inside you.

Fear God, for he has a purpose in everything he does.

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